Chow Chow

"...You stinky little fart,..."

It’s not the way you smile                                                                                 

It’s not your pretty teeth that knock me off of my feet                                 

It’s all the things you do that make me true to you

My little cockapoo

It ain’t your shiny nose

The hair between your toes that brings me to my knees

It’s how you grab my towel, you never say “meow”

My little chow chow chow

                When I need a little TLC

                You come and take the best a’ care of me

                Every time a human makes me cry

                You come and lay right by my side

                When the guy across the street comes by

                You know the one that gives me creepy eyes

                You let him know that you’re the only one

                My little schnauzer he’s a loaded gun

It’s not your wiry hair

It’s not your stubby tail that blows me outta’ my mind

You bit the derriere of the mail carrier

My little terrier

You stinky little fart, that’s how you won my heart

I hope we never part

You stinky little fart, that’s how you won my heart

I hope we never part


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